Wednesday, June 01, 2005
E. Shirley Baca, Her Story is Full of ............
E. Shirley Baca is off the hook! She was not read her Miranda rights, so the case against her was dropped. If you will recall, E. Shirley was caught with a baggie of pot and a pipe in her carry-on bag by our security forces at the Albuquerque airport. Her story, now that the charges have been dropped, is that she was framed by either a fellow Public Utility Commissioner, a PUC staffer, or the security force at the airport.
The police are actively involved with Ms. Baca to find the culprits in this crime. In addition, E. Shirley has successfully completed a lie detector test administered by the APD. Oh, by the way, the previous two sentences are completely fabricated by me.
By all outward appearances, E. Shirley Baca is a self-righteous delusional loon. I, for one, would have had more respect for Ms. Baca if she had claimed that aliens from the "Mother Ship" had planted the marijuana in her luggage, or alternatively if the aliens had compelled her to put the pot into her luggage and then systematically erased her memory. At least, then, her story would be plausible, and she could take a tried and true method of explaining her actions that has been used by so many of the world's wackos.
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But there is good news. E. Shirley has joined forces with O. J Simpson, Robert Blake and the wrongly convicted and imprisoned Scott Peterson to jointly find the real culprits in their respective criminal cases. The new group will be called the "Crime Reduction Action Police" or CRAP for short. I for one congratulate E. Shirley Baca on her newly found commitment and dedication to CRAP. Well done!
The police are actively involved with Ms. Baca to find the culprits in this crime. In addition, E. Shirley has successfully completed a lie detector test administered by the APD. Oh, by the way, the previous two sentences are completely fabricated by me.
By all outward appearances, E. Shirley Baca is a self-righteous delusional loon. I, for one, would have had more respect for Ms. Baca if she had claimed that aliens from the "Mother Ship" had planted the marijuana in her luggage, or alternatively if the aliens had compelled her to put the pot into her luggage and then systematically erased her memory. At least, then, her story would be plausible, and she could take a tried and true method of explaining her actions that has been used by so many of the world's wackos.
By the way, if you are concerned about protecting yourself from such electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers, please click here.
But there is good news. E. Shirley has joined forces with O. J Simpson, Robert Blake and the wrongly convicted and imprisoned Scott Peterson to jointly find the real culprits in their respective criminal cases. The new group will be called the "Crime Reduction Action Police" or CRAP for short. I for one congratulate E. Shirley Baca on her newly found commitment and dedication to CRAP. Well done!
